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kennylibido
PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:22 pm  Reply with quote
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Three things.

I'm unclear on who gets to have an opinion and who gets to be offended by one. I'm sure most competent journalists understand the issue well enough to explain the answer. Actually, most competent journalists shouldn't have to be asked the question in the first place.

I'd love to see you on the 7th except for the logistical problem that I live in Chicago. However, if you want to come down and hang out, let me know. I'd be happy to buy you a drink - you know, a warm shot of milk to soothe your aching tummy.

You came into our back yard and started posturing. I remember as a stupid kid throwing rocks at a hornet nest and paying the price. They were minding their business - I was not. I learned that minding my business is a very adult thing to do. Trust me on this one, Gary. We really, truly are not that "into" you. Stay out of our back yard. If you're a voyeur, we'll forgive the peeking over the fence, but don't climb over. That's just too creepy.

Have a super day, Gary.
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Gary Charpentier
PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:22 pm  Reply with quote
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kennylibido wrote:

You're very sweet.

I'm surprised you're engaging in brinksmanship such as
this. What are you trying to effect? We don't want
to date you. We're just not "into" you. No means no.

I'm sure you're very sweet though.


Just as I suspected. You're a bunch of fags. Never mind then. I never thought Gus was gay though. I kind of wondered about Kevin. Well, now I know. Wow. That's really weird.

Well, never mind. I don't need to go now that you have proven my point.

Thanks,
=gc=
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kennylibido
PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:26 pm  Reply with quote
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Man, oh man.

Talk about the proverbial straw!

I see the planet that is Gary C. spiralling into the sun.

Go take your medicine.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:03 pm  Reply with quote
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"Fags"? Wow, that's beneath even you. I can see why you live in South St Paul with all the other fucking Neo-Nazis.

I'd be more than happy to call you a douchebag to your face. But what will happen then? Will you take off the oh-so-slimming Aerostitch bodysuit and attempt to kick my ass? What will that prove? That you're stronger than me? Okay, and then what? I'll still be smarter, funnier, and better-looking than you. And I'll still have a hot scooter-riding girlfriend. Shucks, it really must suck being me.

But over all, I would be much more interested in seeing that pudgy ex-Marine Gary go toe-to-toe with Kenny the active DEA.

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Gary Charpentier
PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:44 pm  Reply with quote
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Oh Jeremy... don't worry.

I've always dismissed you as a harmless geek anyway.

C'mon you guys. I'm just pushing your buttons, and kenny just gave me a great big RED one to pound on.

I just find your whole scene ridiculous, and it's fun to mess with you.

What are you going to do about it?

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If there's going to be a brawl, let me know so I can tape it - sounds like prime shit for "America's Stupidest Home Videos" - a bunch of grown men on scooters beating the shit out of each other. It might just be worth $10,000 to me. Except I'd have to meet Bob Saget.

Does that show still exist?

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Gary Charpentier
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Hey, I don't care what form it takes. Everyday life is so damned boring anyway. Bring it on, whatever you got. It will be great material for whatever I decide to write in the future. Let's go, scooterboys...
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kennylibido
PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:42 pm  Reply with quote
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Gary Charpentier wrote:
Everyday life is so damned boring anyway.


Why, yes, Oscar Wilde, it is. You add much in the way of making it not boring kind of like Old Country Buffet makes food interesting. I'm still trying to figure out what point you're making. If it's that bullying and goading do a fine figure make, well, you're illustrating that - perfectly.

I'm having a certain amount of shame that I'm actually wasting my time with you - I thought at first there was some merit to all this and I it suddenly occurred to me that this is about as trivial a thread as I've ever seen. It takes me back to fifth grade on the playground and the brutal ignorance of brinksmanship for no good reason at all.

What is this about anyway?

I owe you an apology, Gary. I'm sorry I let you think you're worth my time or effort.

Take care. Good luck with that hobby writing thing you do.
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Gary Charpentier wrote:
Oh Jeremy... don't worry.

I've always dismissed you as a harmless geek anyway.


Harmless....how? I'm not disputing the "geek" part at all, of course.

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What are you going to do about it?


Um....I thought you were going to show up on the 7th and I was going to call you a "douchebag" to your face.

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good enough. let's go.
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Go? Where are we going to go? Do you want to go to the Fair? Cheeky monkey.

How's your family today? Are they happy with you ignoring them on a beautiful holiday to pound on the computer?

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Brooke
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Hill-arious.

In the wise words of Master Kirkwood:

Some things never change
They just stand there looking backwards
Half unconscious from the pain

That's gotta be on of them koans or something, right JB? Or is that a Haiku by someone who can't count.
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Gary Charpentier wrote:
Just as I suspected. You're a bunch of fags. Never mind then. I never thought Gus was gay though. I kind of wondered about Kevin. Well, now I know. Wow. That's really weird.


OK, I've never had a reason to question my own sexuality, nor have I ever thrown any poop at Gary. But at least I now know where I stand.
-K

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Whoa... too much testosterone in the virtual air, here... getting dizzy... must sit down with a beer and the remote... watch Simpsons...

:)

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Gary Charpentier wrote:
What are you going to do about it?



Are you asking this from the tough-guy perspective, or the paranoid perspective?

If the former:
Yawn.

If the later:
Not telling.
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