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Licensed Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 352

Three things.

I'm unclear on who gets to have an opinion and who gets to be offended by one. I'm sure most competent journalists understand the issue well enough to explain the answer. Actually, most competent journalists shouldn't have to be asked the question in the first place.

I'd love to see you on the 7th except for the logistical problem that I live in Chicago. However, if you want to come down and hang out, let me know. I'd be happy to buy you a drink - you know, a warm shot of milk to soothe your aching tummy.

You came into our back yard and started posturing. I remember as a stupid kid throwing rocks at a hornet nest and paying the price. They were minding their business - I was not. I learned that minding my business is a very adult thing to do. Trust me on this one, Gary. We really, truly are not that "into" you. Stay out of our back yard. If you're a voyeur, we'll forgive the peeking over the fence, but don't climb over. That's just too creepy.

Have a super day, Gary.

Training Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 33

kennylibido wrote:

You're very sweet.

I'm surprised you're engaging in brinksmanship such as
this. What are you trying to effect? We don't want
to date you. We're just not "into" you. No means no.

I'm sure you're very sweet though.

Just as I suspected. You're a bunch of fags. Never mind then. I never thought Gus was gay though. I kind of wondered about Kevin. Well, now I know. Wow. That's really weird.

Well, never mind. I don't need to go now that you have proven my point.

Thanks,
=gc=

Licensed Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 352

Man, oh man.

Talk about the proverbial straw!

I see the planet that is Gary C. spiralling into the sun.

Go take your medicine.

"Fags"? Wow, that's beneath even you. I can see why you live in South St Paul with all the other fucking Neo-Nazis.

I'd be more than happy to call you a douchebag to your face. But what will happen then? Will you take off the oh-so-slimming Aerostitch bodysuit and attempt to kick my ass? What will that prove? That you're stronger than me? Okay, and then what? I'll still be smarter, funnier, and better-looking than you. And I'll still have a hot scooter-riding girlfriend. Shucks, it really must suck being me.

But over all, I would be much more interested in seeing that pudgy ex-Marine Gary go toe-to-toe with Kenny the active DEA.

Training Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 33

Oh Jeremy... don't worry.

I've always dismissed you as a harmless geek anyway.

C'mon you guys. I'm just pushing your buttons, and kenny just gave me a great big RED one to pound on.

I just find your whole scene ridiculous, and it's fun to mess with you.

What are you going to do about it?

=gc=

If there's going to be a brawl, let me know so I can tape it - sounds like prime shit for "America's Stupidest Home Videos" - a bunch of grown men on scooters beating the shit out of each other. It might just be worth $10,000 to me. Except I'd have to meet Bob Saget.

Does that show still exist?

Training Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 33

Hey, I don't care what form it takes. Everyday life is so damned boring anyway. Bring it on, whatever you got. It will be great material for whatever I decide to write in the future. Let's go, scooterboys...

Licensed Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 352

Training Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 33

good enough. let's go.

Go? Where are we going to go? Do you want to go to the Fair? Cheeky monkey.

How's your family today? Are they happy with you ignoring them on a beautiful holiday to pound on the computer?

Licensed Joined: 06 May 2005 Posts: 215

Hill-arious.

In the wise words of Master Kirkwood:

Some things never change
They just stand there looking backwards
Half unconscious from the pain

That's gotta be on of them koans or something, right JB? Or is that a Haiku by someone who can't count.

Whoa... too much testosterone in the virtual air, here... getting dizzy... must sit down with a beer and the remote... watch Simpsons...

:)