minnescoota.com ~ View topic - Wheels Of Italy--Sunday September 10th

Licensed Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 771

Hey Chris,

You seem to know a lot about this stuff.

What if someone has an Italian frame with an Indian engine?

Would they be allowed?

I was up all night thinking this one over and I can't figure it out. Can you help?

WWCD

Licensed Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 1323 Location: MPLS

Why do you ask Derrick? Somebody you know have this problem?

Well now, what an interesting dilema... I'd say yes due only to this fact (and feel free to quote me on this, but please give credit where credit is due):

If you grow a peanut in georgia and it gets shipped to montana and cracked open by a super hot kindergarden teacher, who eats the peanut and then desides that she wants to "restore" the peanut but doesnt have the original peanut for the inside. She then locates on the International Peanut BBS a peanut that was grown in texas that will fit just fine. Finally she puts the peanut back together. Is it a georgia peanut or a texas peanut. I say georgia peanut since the body of the peanut is what you see when you look at a peanut. Now keep in mind that the lady in question is a SUPER HOT KINDERGARDEN TEACHER and therefor can get away with putting a cashew inside and telling me it was a grape.

Thank you for your time.

Chris Scootermonkey Satan.

Licensed Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 511

Yup. I know this lady.

Licensed Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 771

Chris,

I thought you were going to tell us how you would have "restored" the peanut she ate when she was done with it.

ewwww.

Chris

Permit Joined: 06 May 2005 Posts: 77

thinking about going and bring the GP200 for good ole India.... would that be wrong.... sounds like it it would be.

Its had plastic surgery so it looks like it was made in Italy.

No SIL badges anywhere.

Licensed Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 511

I've gotta see that beast. you'd better bring'er in David.
What time is this mess? I've got Soccer from 10-11:30.

Licensed Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 113

Okay so I have the new P, which is more Italian than a Stella. But it's overpriced so that makes me less cool. And it's not vintage so I'm even less cool. OMG, I just can't decide how cool I am, will some pompous loserbag please judge me!?!?!

You can't buy cool.

Hey who are you calling loserbag? I prefer Douchbag. And your point is moot since the Wheels of Italy thing if for Italian vehicles of all kinds not just vintage. That's the only point I have been trying to get across. A stella is not Italian. It is just rebadged with an Italian name. Besides I think it should have been named the Mario for some reason and then Phils adds could have had Captain Lou Albano in them with the rubberbands hanging off his cheek and everything yelling at a young Cindy Lauper. That's what I think.

Chris

Noob Joined: 07 Sep 2005 Posts: 19 Location: Uptown

Totally, I love Ducatis or is it Ducati with a long I sound at the end. One of the coolest designs in the two wheel universe in my oppinion.

Chris

Yes, and I lust for an Aprilia Pegaso and will probably be getting one next year. Things are majorly tongue-in-cheek around here - you've been hanging around long enough to know the sort of "I'm bored let's argue" festivals that happen here every couple months.

And besides, with all the recent fighting in the other thread, why'd you choose to dig up this ancient battle?

cause its fun.

chris