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Egan
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:02 am  Reply with quote
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



I thought it was funny.

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Justin242
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:56 am  Reply with quote
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That's a good one!

Did you hear this one yet?
What is Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?





He really doesn't care how people got out of New Orleans.
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Lisa
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:04 am  Reply with quote
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So Bush lands his helicopter on the front lawn, gets out, and is walking toward the White House carrying a pig under each arm.

As he passes one the marine guards, the guard salutes and says, “Nice pigs Mr. President.”

Bush replies emphatically, “These are not PIGS! These are the finest Texas razorback hogs I have here. I got one for Rumsfeld and one for Cheney.”

The marine replies, “Sorry sir, good trade sir.”
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