Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: N.W. corner pocket of Mpls.
Kevin K wrote:
(I blame Gus 'n Mike)
The organizers, CMG (Curb Mike & Gus) Online, apparently fearful that Team Scooter Menace will repeat their crushing near-total dominance of the '05 MBSR, are seeking to preserve what shred of dignity remains in the poor souls who awake each and every morning only to realize once again, that yes, they still live in Canada.
They're banking their devalued toonies on the supposition that, by postponing the event for another year that we will lose interest, or forget - or be unable to attend due to incarceration, home detention or nebulous border crossing "issues".
Well, let me just say this about that...
Sooner or later though, the Piper - like the Bail Bondsman - must be paid. -And this time in real 'merican cash money. So go ahead, delay the inevitable all you want my long-voweled Cranadian friends. We Americans are nothing if not slothful and prone to procrastination. We have the time, the Netflicks accounts, and the inexhaustible internet porn portfolio at our disposal. We're in this for the long haul, and excepting for the act of sexual congress, we're marathoners not sprinters.
Hide your women and/or livestock as fair notice is hereby given that we fully intend to defile your scooter rally, your decorum, and your precious metric system. This time, we're going to eleven... right cross the board.
Team Scooter Menace
Minneapolis, MN, USA
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