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Tom Lindsay
PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:46 am  Reply with quote
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I guess scooterists
Just can never write haiku
5-7-5 is hard?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:45 am  Reply with quote
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Haiku is for smailes.
Frowning while you are counting
Syllables is sad.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:24 am  Reply with quote
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Some don't

(don't remember who said it, but yeah you're right, I didn't come up with it.)

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:24 pm  Reply with quote
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Fourscore and seven
years ago today, our fa-
thers brought forth on this

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kennylibido
PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:42 am  Reply with quote
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no more bad haiku
or feather pillow on face
in the dark of night
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Moses
PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:10 am  Reply with quote
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kennylibido wrote:
no more bad haiku
or feather pillow on face
in the dark of night


Bad haikus are made
on the fly by those who know
neither fear nor sense.

(I'm not just a member of the Bad Haiku Club for Men. I'm its president.)

;)


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:21 am  Reply with quote
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When in the Course of
human events it becomes
necessary for

one people to dis-
solve the political bands
which have connected

them with another
and to assume among the
powers of the earth

the separate and
equal station to which the
Laws of Nature and

of Nature's God en-
title them, a decent re-
spect to the opin-

ions of mankind re-
quires that they should declare the
causes which impel

them to the sepa-
ration. Aw, crap, I ran out
of the D-O-I.

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kennylibido
PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:47 am  Reply with quote
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what the hell is this?
433 sleeps with fishes
his crime? bad haiku
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EvilScooterKitty
PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:11 am  Reply with quote
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For starting I'm sad
These verses to step back from
Google Fight dot com.

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EvilScooterKitty
PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:12 am  Reply with quote
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Gary fights with all
Many personal attacks
Just ride your scooter.

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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:04 pm  Reply with quote
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For all his macho posturing, Gary didn't make it to Pizza Luce today.

Oh, well. A haiku:

Gary didn't show
He sure is a tough Marine
No, just a douchebag


Just as good he didn't, fun was had by all. Can't wait for the next one!

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EvilScooterKitty
PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:09 pm  Reply with quote
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Hmmm, with just a little modification:

Fun was had by all
Just as good he did not show
Can't wait for next one.

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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:15 pm  Reply with quote
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Evil Four-Three-Three
Like kids pick scabs; why not let
Sleeping douchebags lie? ;-)

(wish I'd been there...)
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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:19 pm  Reply with quote
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There once was a "journalist" Named Gary. Who's prose were judged almost fairly. He was eager to fight. Over a plastic bike. But the issue was He, most contrary.
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